Mar
9th
Sun
9th
Reason For Presidential Bid:
Left some stuff at White House
Experience:
Husband secretly let her run country from 1997-1999
Favorite Food:
Wheat slurry injected directly into her stomach
Signature Issue:
Becoming President of the United States
Murder Convictions:
3
Make-up Secrets:
Classified
Reproductive Process:
Squirts thousands of egg sacs into host intestine, then fertilizes them herself
